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Baby M needs new home ASAP!!! (Seattle)

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Reply to: comm-azeak-1068187409@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-03-09, 9:29PM PDT

15 year old treasure!!! Magpie has been a part of our family for what 'feels' like a lifetime! While her presence will most likely scar both the adults and children alike with her unique screech, moaning, crying, growling, snarling and gnashing of teeth - whenever there is a moment that she feels less than a 'princess'....

We keep her in a secure cage (most of the time) but have let her out on special occasions like Christmas evening and her birthday.

A $5 RE-HOMING fee is a 'steal' but hard times have forced us to put our princess up for adoption.
Magpie is (most likely) disease free and hardly ever bites (except when you pet her. Just be sure to use thick leather gloves in handling her) Great with kids and a 'special needs' dog who has spent the last 15 years of her life 'playing' with our neighbor's Mature, naked Autistic son. (usually not too rough)

Slight emotional 'issues' and separation anxiety may present themselves from time to time. In the form of biting, blood-traced urine trails, malicious pooping, vomiting, and her bi-annual “heat” cycles. You will know it is “that time” because her princess parts will take on the appearance of an engorged strawberry. Not too worry, she licks most of it up herself.

Magpie comes with her cage, her antique pleather kotex holder, a half-used package of maxi pads, what is left of her food, her blanket, leash, and favorite toy. She is two halves of two pure-bred dogs. Were just not sure which breeds for sure.

ADOPTION TO A GOOD APPROVED HOME ONLY!!! RE-HOMING FEE OF $5 APPLIES!!! Priced to move ASAP.


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